The Happiest Homestuck Song Ever

These are the lyrics to a song that was based off of the song in the movie, "The Muppets" called, "Life's a happy song" (homestuck style!)  


Jade: Everything is great! Everything is grand! My planet blew up, but I'm here with my friends!

Vriska: Everything is perfect, don't have to make 'em pay. We just met the humans, and we're all OK! Life's a bitter game, but with someone by your side it's not SO lame.

Tavros: When you're alone, life can be a scary thing. It makes you feel like you're paralyzed. But if you can be brave, and spread out your wings... your confidence will take to the skies!!

Gamzee: Everything is great, now we've dipped from the veil, 'cause my buddy's got my back, and we're just that pale.

Karkat: Everything's alright now, it's weird to concede. I don't have to think about a team to lead.

John: Life is like a sprite! It's guiding your path, you'll be alright!

Equius: Life's not over yet. There's plenty of time to break a sweat.

Kanaya: Life is like a forge. Once it's lit, the world is yours!

Vriska: Life's a  bitter game, but with someone by your side, it's not so LAME!

Terezi: I've got everything that I neeeeeed, right in front me!

Dave: Nothing's stopping me, nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me!

Aradia: Life's a precious thing! You never know, when you'll die again!

Sollux: Just stay on the track. Sometimes you might have to hack.

Eridan: Life is genocide! win and lose, with changing tide!

Rose: Life can be wand, full of surprises, don't abscond!

Terezi: Life is FULL of tricks! Keep your eyes open, GIVE IT A LICK!!!

Nepeta: Life has it's flaws... but YOU'VE got a set of kitty claws!

Feferi: Don't cry like a grub! *giggles* just blub! Life's a bitter game, but with someone by your side it's not so LAME!!

John: I've got everything that I neeeeed, right in front of me!

Karkat: Nothing's stopping me, nothing that i can't be with you right here next to me.

(John: That was really good Karkat!)
(Karkat: Fuck you.)

Jake: Everything is jolly good, everything is GRAND! We're alpha as fuck, and we're in command!

Roxy: Everything is perfect, everything's the BOMB. I just can't get over, shit, you look like my MOM.

Jake: Life's a loaded gun! So pull the trigger; start the fun!

Jane: Life's a piece of cake! Enjoy it right now for goodness sake!

Gamzee: Life's a carnival! You're centre ring and the seats are full.

Aradia: I've got everything that I need, right in front of me!

Sollux: Nothing's stopping me, nothing that i can't be with you right here next to me!

Feferi: Life is like the sea! So much to glub for you and me!!

Nepeta: Life's a kitty cat! With someone to purr, and someone to pat!

Dave: Life's a favourite song: makes you feel like you belong.

Roxy: Life's 11 shots. Feels alright, but fucks you up.

Kanaya: Life's a ray of sun. Reminding you the day's not done.

Tavros: Life's a happy dream! Boosting up your self esteem!

Dirk: Life is like a robot... what the fuck am I supposed to say?

Jane: Life's a bitter game, but with someone by your side it's not so LAME!

Feferi: Nothing's stopping me!!

Tavros: Nothing that I cant be, with you right here next to me.

Vriska: I've got everything that I neeeeed right in front of me!!!

Kanaya: Nothing's stopping me,

Dave: Nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me!